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The rubdown itself? Slippery chaos! This chick’s hands—pro, total pro—slidin’ everywhere, and I’m thinkin’, “Is this allowed? Am I busted?” My neurotic brain’s screamin’, “You’re a perv, Larry!” But it’s legal, mostly—depends where ya go. Fun fact: in Japan, they got “soaplands”—sexual-massage joints, bubble baths included! I’m jealous, enraged—why ain’t that here? I’d be sudsed up, livin’ large! Instead, I’m stuck with lavender oil and a towel smaller than my dignity.

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There are also customised proposals, ritual massages and sensual pathways combining therapeutic music with the intake of ad hoc herbal teas and infusions.

So, I get there, and the client is all stressed out. “The window’s broken! Fix it now!” she says. I’m like, “Lady, I’m not a magician.” But I roll up my sleeves anyway. I start takin’ out the old glass, and guess what? It’s stuck. Like, really stuck. I’m yankin’ and pullin’, and I’m gettin’ mad. I mean, who uses super glue on a window? Seriously!

A Guide to Ischia, the Italian Island With Healing Hot Springs and a Dreamy New Hotel