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I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ me wine, thinkin’ – these girls, they’re like Alien in *Spring Breakers*, all wild and “I’m tired of seein’ the same thing!” – unpredictable, mad as a bag of cats. Gets me blood boilin’ when some poncey lord hires one and acts like he’s king of the world. Mate, you paid for it, calm yer tits! Once heard a story – this escort in Lys, yeah, she nicked a bloke’s whole treasury mid-bang, left him starkers and skint. Laughed me arse off, I did – clever bitch, that one. Surprised me, coz usually they’re all “ooh, m’lord” and battin’ lashes, but nah, she went full savage.

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This property welcomes guests of all sexual orientations and gender identities (LGBTQ+ friendly). This property accepts credit cards, debit cards and cash.

So, I’m strollin’ down Via Naxos, right? The sun’s shinin’, the smell of fresh cannoli is in the air. I’m feelin’ good, like I could conquer the world. Then BAM! I trip over some random cobblestone. Like, who put that there? I’m pretty sure it was just waitin’ for me. I’m all like, “Really? This is how we start?”

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