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So, findin’ a prostitute? Honey, it’s like codin’ an app! Takes some know-how, a little risk, and a lotta hustle. Back in my day—well, not *my* day, I ain’t *that* old, bless my heart—we didn’t have no apps for it. Nope, it was word o’ mouth, shady corners, and a prayer you didn’t get caught! Nowadays, it’s all digital, like them Harvard boys in the movie. You swipe, you click—boom, “You’ve got a match!” Kinda like how Eduardo got screwed over, but with less lawyers and more glitter, ya know?

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So, I hit the streets, right? I’m strolling down Via Garibaldi, and boom! I see this little café, Bar Centrale. I’m like, “Yesss, coffee time!” I order my usual—cappuccino, extra foam, because why not? But the barista, this dude with a mustache that could rival Mario, totally messes it up. I mean, how do you mess up a cappuccino? I’m fuming, but I just smile and take it. Gotta pick your battles, ya know?

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