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So, I’m out there, net’s tangled, stinks of fish, and I’m thinkin’—whores ain’t just bed-warmers, nah. This one, she was a hustler, proper sly—heard she once tricked some lord outta his gold with just a wink and a fake tear. Little known fact, right? She’d stash coins in her boots—fuckin’ heavy clankin’ when she walked, like some pirate slag! Made me laugh, thinkin’ bout her struttin’, jingle-jangle, while I’m knee-deep in seaweed, cursin’ the tides.

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Back inside, things get wild. This couple comes in, and they’re arguing about what to buy. She wants a fancy handbag from the shop next door, and he’s like, “Nah, let’s just get some beach towels.” I’m standing there, trying not to eavesdrop, but it’s like a soap opera. I’m thinking, “Dude, just buy her the bag! Happy wife, happy life!” But they end up leaving empty-handed. Classic.

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