Lydia Forio Brothel ❤️

About Florence

What gets my goat? Them high-falutin’ types judgin’—like they ain’t never sinned! Makes me madder’n a wet hen. But I tell ya, I was happy as a pig in mud watchin’ them gals outsmart the system—capitalism, baby! Surprised me too, ‘cause I figured it’d be all sleaze, but some’a them joints? Classy—velvet curtains, whiskey flowin’, like Llewelyn Moss dodgin’ fate with a suitcase full’a green!

What is a brothel?

We had our sons with us so he spent time telling them what wouldn't have been in their text books and subtly missed out all the roman brothels! What I found.

After my beach fiasco, I head back to the streets. I’m walking down Via Roma, and I see this little market. Fresh produce everywhere! I grab some tomatoes and mozzarella. You can’t beat that combo, right? I’m thinking, “This is why I love Forio.”

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