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So, I’m on Tinder, right? This chick says, “Let’s fuck, no strings.” I’m like, HELL YEAH, motherfucker, jackpot! But then—bam—she ghosts me. Pissed me off so bad I nearly threw my phone. Reminds me of Bob Ford, that slimy coward, promisin’ loyalty then stabbin’ Jesse in the back. “I swore I’d never give up,” he whines in the flick—yeah, right, asshole. Same with these flaky sex-daters—big talk, no balls.

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When I get there, the kid’s crying, and his mom is freaking out. I’m trying to be all calm and collected, but inside, I’m like, “What if I mess this up?” I mean, I’ve done this a million times, but still! So, I start talking to the kid, trying to lighten the mood. I’m like, “Hey, you’ll be the coolest kid on crutches!” He cracks a smile, and I’m like, “Yes! I’m winning!”

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