Scarlett Fano Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Alright, so here’s the deal—finding a prostitute? Total minefield, fam! I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, thinkin’— “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, even Putin’s got nothin’ on the shady vibes I’m pickin’ up from this gig. My fave flick’s *Shame*, Steve McQueen’s 2011 joint, and oh boy, does it fit. That movie’s all about Brandon—dude’s a sex addict, slick suit, drownin’ in his own mess. “You’re a zombie, man,” I’d say to him, watchin’ him chase tail like it’s a freakin’ Olympic sport.

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So, we head over, and let me tell ya, this gelato was life-changing. I got pistachio, and it was creamy, nutty heaven. But then, I spill it all over my shirt. Classic me, right? I’m standing there, looking like a total mess, and Marco’s just laughing. I mean, who spills gelato? Me, apparently.

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