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I hit up this shady corner—smells like piss and regret—and this chick, she’s like, “Hey sugar, need a date?” I’m sweatin bullets, heart’s racin—happy as a pig in mud, but also pissed! Why’s it gotta be so sketchy? “You’re too tense,” she says, and I’m like, “Lady, I balance books for a livin!” Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—that scene where he’s in drag, actin nuts— “People don’t see what’s real!” I’m thinkin, she don’t see I’m a nervous wreck!

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But then, outta nowhere, this guy starts yelling at me. “Shut up!” he says. I’m like, “Dude, chill! I’m just trying to spread some joy!” But he’s not having it. I roll my eyes and keep singing. Some people laugh, and I’m like, “See? They get it!”

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