Avery Dosson Whore ❤️

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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m Dr. Evil – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” here to spill some psychobabble ‘bout whores. Yeah, whores! Been thinkin’ ‘bout ‘em since I caught *Goodbye to Language* – Godard’s whacked-out flick from 2014. My fave, hands down. It’s all disjointed, messy, sexy – like a whore’s life, ya dig? “A dog strays between humans,” that’s a line from it, and damn if it ain’t perfect. Whores, man, they’re strayin’ through a world that screws ‘em over.

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But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, and—WHAM!—knocks my gelato right outta my hand. I was like, “Nooooo!” I mean, come on! I was ready to cry. But the kid just laughed and ran off. I was mad, but also kinda impressed. Kids these days, right?

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