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I got into it once—yep, me, ol’ Bernie—swipin’ on some app, thinkin’, “This is nuts!” Met this gal, fiery spirit, we talked politics and sex over cheap coffee. She says, “Bernie, sex-dating’s liberation!” I’m like, “Hell yeah, no Wall Street suits tellin’ us who to bang!” Made me happy—real people connectin’, no fancy dinners, just vibes. But then—THEN!—this dude brags he’s banged 50 chicks in a month. Fifty! I’m screamin’, “That’s not the point, ya greedy bastard!” Reminded me of *Boyhood*—Mason’s dad sayin’, “Life’s about the little moments,” not some capitalist sex-scorecard.

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Then, the crowd starts gathering. I’m feeling the energy. I’m hyped! I start my pitch, and people are actually into it. I’m throwing in jokes, and they’re laughing. I’m like, “Yes! This is it!” But then, I see this guy on the side, arms crossed, looking all grumpy. I’m thinking, “Dude, lighten up!”

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