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About Rome

Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout sexual-massage! *nasally Fran Drescher voice* It’s like, wild, ya know? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—ooh, my fave flick, “A Serious Man,” ya seen it? That Larry Gopnik, poor schmuck, he coulda used a good rubdown! *The Nanny laugh* NEEE-HEE-HEE! So, sexual-massage, it’s this steamy thang—hands all ova, oils, the works. Not just yer basic backrub, nah, it’s got that *spice*. Little known fact, babe: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this at bathhouses—naked, slippery, total party! Made me happy thinkin’ ‘bout it, like, “Mazel tov, Romans!”

Incantesimo a Desenzano

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First stop, breakfast at this cute café on Via Roma. I order a cappuccino and a cornetto. The barista? Total legend. He’s got this mustache that could rival a 70s cop. I’m sipping my coffee, feeling all fancy, when BOOM! A pigeon decides my head is a landing strip. Like, dude, really? I’m not a statue! I’m just trying to enjoy my morning.

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