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Favorite part? The thrill, man! That buzz when they say “your place?”—heart’s racin’, palms sweaty, like the dad in “The Return” yellin’, “Get in the boat!” Pure adrenaline! But the flops? Oh, they’re brutal. Catfished once—girl said she’s 25, rolls up lookin’ 45 with a vape cloud followin’ her. I’m like, “Who sent you?!” Laughed my ass off later, but damn, what a letdown. Sex-dating’s a gamble—sometimes ya win, sometimes ya get a weirdo who asks to lick your elbow first.

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First stop, breakfast at this cute café on Via Roma. I order a cappuccino and a cornetto. The barista? Total legend. He’s got this mustache that could rival a 70s cop. I’m sipping my coffee, feeling all fancy, when BOOM! A pigeon decides my head is a landing strip. Like, dude, really? I’m not a statue! I’m just trying to enjoy my morning.

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