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Lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy – didja know back in the ‘50s, folks used “lonely hearts” ads for hookups? Yup, sneaky sex-dating, OG style! Gramps was probly sendin’ flirty notes via newspaper – ha! Now it’s all apps and DMs, and I’m over here like, “How happy I’d be with either of these two!” – wait, that’s Joel from the movie again, pickin’ between love and lust. Sex-dating’s the same vibe – you’re chasin’ sparks, but half the time it’s just a dud. Like, ugh, this one guy – TOTAL sleaze – kept sendin’ me eggplant emojis. Made me wanna scream, “Blessed are you when you’ve had enough!” – oof, movie line, my bad.

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After that, I head to the park, Parco della Rimembranza. It’s beautiful, man. Trees everywhere, kids playin’, and I’m just chillin’. I sit on a bench, and this dog runs up to me. It’s a fluffy little thing, and I’m like, “Aww, hey buddy!” But then it jumps on me, muddy paws and all. Ugh!

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