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Fun fact—did ya know sex-dating’s been around forever? Romans had “lupercalia”—whippin’ each other for kicks, then bangin’. Wild shit, right? Nowadays, it’s all digital—sexts, nudes, “u up?” at 2 a.m. I love it, tho—gets my blood pumpin’. Once matched with this dude who sent a dick pic with a ruler next to it. A RULER! I was like, “I’m not a drainage!”—another “There Will Be Blood” gem. Cracked me up, but damn, bold move.

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Crema costed me around ~$25 for a guaranteed date with an attractive girl which has been VERY worth it for me considering I’ve ended up meeting multiple of these girl in real life.

After that, I wandered over to Piazza Garibaldi. It’s always buzzing with life. Street performers, vendors, you name it. I saw this guy juggling flaming torches. I was like, “Dude, you’re gonna set yourself on fire!” But he was nailing it. I mean, mad skills! I clapped, and he winked at me. I felt like a celebrity for a second.

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