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About Naples

So, like, sex-dating’s these apps, yeah? Tinder, Bumble, whatever—swipe, swipe, bang! Met this chick once, total babe, but—ruh-roh!—she ghosted me after one coffee. Pissed me off, man! Wasted my best Scooby snacks on her! Then there’s the dudes—half posin’ shirtless, flexin’ like they’re hot shit. Bro, chill, it’s a hookup, not a gym ad.

Milano Girls

After a few hours of grinding metal, I needed a break. I headed to the café on Via Garibaldi. Best espresso in town, no joke. I ordered my usual, and the barista, Lucia, gave me that smile. You know the one? The “I’m not just here for the tips” smile. I could’ve floated right there. But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Luca. He’s stuck at the train station. “Help!” he texts.

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