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About Palermo

Little known fact—did ya know Vegas got a legit “menu” back in the day? Brothels like the Chicken Ranch—real deal, printed prices like it’s freakin’ McDonald’s. $200 for the basics, $500 if you’re feelin’ fancy. Wild, right? Made me laugh my ass off thinkin’ ‘bout Brandon from *Shame* flippin’ through that shit like a wine list—“I don’t want to sleep alone tonight,” he’d mutter, all moody and crap.

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So, I muster up some courage and go for it. We chat, and it’s going great! But then, I trip over my own feet. Classic me, right? I’m on the ground, and she’s laughing. I’m dying inside, but hey, at least she’s cute. We end up talking for a while, and I forget all about my earlier disasters.

“There’s no shortage of energy, there’s too much energy waste”