Brianna Cologno Monzese Sex Dating ❤️

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So, sex-dating—man, it’s wild! You got Tinder, Bumble, them freaky sites whisperin’ sweet nothins’ in your ear. I read once—true story—some dude in Nevada met 47 gals in one month offa these apps. Forty-seven! I was like, “Lordy, my heart’s flutterin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it!” Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but dang, that’s a lotta coffee dates turnin’ into Netflix ‘n’ chill. Gets me tickled pink imaginin’ him runnin’ outta pickup lines by gal 32. “You come here often?”—to his own dang couch!

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So, I’m walking down to the park, Parco della Villa, trying to look cool with my coffee-stained shirt. I see this kid, maybe 10 years old, flying a kite. And I’m like, “Dude, that’s awesome!” But then, the kite gets stuck in a tree. Classic! The kid starts crying, and I’m like, “Chill, bro, it’s just a kite.” But I can’t help it. I climb the tree like a monkey to rescue it. I’m up there, branches scratching my arms, and I finally get it. The kid’s face? Priceless! Like I just handed him a million euros.

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