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About Turin

So, picture this – me, David Brent, in the office, yeah, preaching synergy, but secretly I’m daydreaming bout a sexual-massage sesh. Not yer creepy back-alley nonsense, nah, this is classy – proper trained pros, all legit, like. Did ya know, right, in ancient China, they reckoned massages like this could unblock yer chi? True story – some emperor got so hooked, he had a lass on payroll just for that! Mental, eh? Makes me chuffed – history’s got me back!

Exploited at every turn: The lives of Italy’s Chinese prostitutes

After that, I head down to the beach. The Adriatic is lookin’ fine today, waves crashin’ and all that jazz. I’m chillin’ on the sand, just soaking it all in. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich! Like, really? I’m just tryin’ to enjoy my lunch, and this feathered thief decides to make me his lunch. I’m yellin’, “Hey! That’s my food!” But the seagull’s like, “Nah, bro, it’s mine now.”

Macerata: Carabinieri wide-ranging service. Reports and fines throughout the province