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About Naples

So this bird, she’s called somethin’ like Ruby—prolly fake, who cares? She’s got them tired eyes, like she’s seen too much, but a grin that’d charm Thor’s hammer off him. I’m sawin’ wood, splinters flyin’, and she’s leanin’ on a wall, smokin’ a fag, tellin’ me how she once nicked a punter’s watch mid-shag. Laughed my arse off—crafty minx! “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” I says, wavin’ my chisel like a scepter, “and you’re out here stealin’ time!”

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After that, I stroll down to Piazza Matteotti. Man, this place is always buzzing. Street performers, tourists snapping pics, and the smell of fresh pasta wafting through the air. I’m feeling good, like maybe I can turn this day around. I grab a slice of pizza from this little joint on the corner. Best slice ever! I’m talking gooey cheese, crispy crust. I’m in heaven. But then, bam! A seagull swoops down and snatches my slice right outta my hand! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I’m pretty sure I yelled something inappropriate.

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