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Still, I’m pissed—apps be lyin’. Say they matchin’ soulmates, but it’s just algorithms fuckin’ with ya head. Catfish everywhere, pics from 2010, I’m like, “Yo, where’s the real you?” Then you got the clingers—met a dude once, smashed, next day he’s textin’ “u my world.” Bro, chill, it’s just endorphins! Hella funny tho—sex-dating’s like Russian roulette with condoms. You either win big or catch somethin’ nasty—protect ya nucleotides, fam!

Hotel Le Mura e Residence

Le Mura is an elegant hotel by Città di Castello's walls. Rooms have satellite TV, air conditioning, and enjoy pretty views of the historic centre.

Then, I get to my first appointment. This guy, Marco, he’s a character. He’s all about that vintage car insurance. I mean, who even needs insurance for a car that’s older than me? But whatever, I’m here to make a sale. He starts telling me about his ‘prized possession’—a rusty Fiat from the ‘70s. I’m trying to keep a straight face. I mean, it looks like it’s been through a war. I’m thinking, “Dude, you sure you wanna insure this thing?” But I nod and smile. Gotta keep the customer happy, right?

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