Jasmine Cimitile Whore ❤️

About Florence

So, picture this—whore’s out there, tradin’ sex for cash, or maybe just attention, who knows? Little known fact: back in the day, like medieval times, whores had guilds—legit unions! Ain’t that wild? Organized AF, payin’ taxes, while I’m over here losin’ my sh*t tryna file mine. Made me happy knowin’ they had some hustle, but pissed me off too—where’s MY guild for writin’ sarcastic crap?

Definitions of 'whore'

Synonyms for WHORE: prostitute, hooker, courtesan, bawd, streetwalker, tart, sex worker, call girl, madam, hustler.

But then, bam! I step outside, and it’s chaos. Cars honking, people yelling. I’m like, “What’s going on?” Turns out, there’s a festival or something. I mean, Cimitile loves its festivals, right? But this one? It was like a parade of confusion.

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