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Little factoid for ya—didja know escorts in old Rome were called *lupae*? Means she-wolves. How badass is that? Howlin’ at the moon, takin’ no shit. Makes me grin thinkin’ about it. One time, heard this story—some escort in Vegas, right, she’d stash glitter in her bag. Glitter! Said it was her “escape dust”—toss it and bolt if a john got weird. Laughed my ass off picturin’ that, sparkles flyin’, dude chokin’ on shimmer. Genius.

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So, I wake up early, like usual, with the sun barely peeking over the hills. I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Not even close. I grab my staff, head outta my little hut on Via della Libertà. The sheep are bleatin’ like they’re auditioning for a choir.