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So, picture this – ya boy Ali G, gettin’ a sexual-massage, yeah? Some fit bird’s got her hands all over, slidin’ like she’s tryna unlock me secrets. I’m like, “Oh, alas! I’m trapped in me own body!” – straight “Oldboy” vibes, fam. Little-known fact, right – them Thai lot, they been doin’ this mad twisty version for centuries, bendin’ ya like a pretzel, but sexy-like. Blew me mind, that did! Thought they was just about pad thai, innit?

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First off, I’m stationed at the Lido di Cercola, right by Via Roma. Beautiful spot, right? But then, outta nowhere, this kid starts screamin’. I look over, and this little dude is flailing like a fish outta water. I sprint over, heart racing. Turns out, he just slipped on some seaweed. I mean, come on! Seaweed? Really? I’m like, “Dude, chill! You’re fine!” But he’s wailing like he just lost his favorite toy. Kids, man.

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