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About Milan

So, sexual-massage—little known fact—started way back, ancient Rome, them toga-wearin’ freaks. Called it “frictio,” fancy, huh? Rubbin’ for health, they said—wink, wink. Fast forward, I’m sittin’ here, 2025, typin’ fast, messin’ up—19 typos, who cares! Makes me laugh, thinkin’ some stiff suit’s mad ‘bout “immorality.” Get over it, pal! I’m happy as hell picturin’ Carlos—y’know, the terrorist guy—gettin’ a sexual-massage after bombin’ somethin’. “The revolution starts here,” he’d growl, oil drippin’ off his nose. Hilarious!

Your visit

So, I wake up, sun’s shining, birds chirping. I’m like, “Yeah, let’s dive!” I grab my gear and head out. First stop? The old town. You know, the one with those narrow streets? Via Roma, I think? It’s like a maze! I’m dodging tourists left and right. Seriously, how do they not get lost?

"Oggi mangiamo granchio blu!": Lollobrigida posta la foto di Meloni che porta a tavola il piatto