Kayla Cave Whore ❤️❤️

About Catania

Here’s a goofy thing—didja know some whores in history wrote MUSIC? Yeah, like, real songs! Not with mayonnaise, tho—is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, still dunno. But imagine ‘em strummin’ a guitar, singin’ bout their crazy lives—hysterical! I’d dance to that, floppin’ all over Bikini Bottom!

"Whore Princess of the Uterine Sea"

Then, out of nowhere, my buddy Marco shows up. He’s like, “Dude, chill. Just wing it.” Easy for him to say! He’s not the one who’s gonna get roasted if I mess up. But I took a deep breath, channeled my inner scientist, and just went for it. Surprisingly, it went well! I even got a few laughs. Who knew biochemistry could be funny?

Review: Cave Sermon – Fragile Wings