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What pisses me off? The cheeky sods who think they’re Hugh fuckin’ Hefner coz they dropped a ton on a shag! You’re not a master, you’re a punter, you daft cunt! Happy bit? Some of these escorts are clever as fuck – one I heard of, saved up, bought a flat, now she’s livin’ better than you, you soggy prat! Surprised me, too – did ya know in Amsterdam they got unions for ‘em? Fuckin’ rights and all, like they’re baristas or somethin’!

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First call comes in at 8 AM. Some dude on Via Etnea is stuck in traffic. Like, seriously? It’s Catania! Traffic is our middle name. I’m like, “Bro, welcome to the club.” But he’s all panicky, like he’s about to miss his flight or something. I mean, c’mon, it’s just a flight! So, I send a car, and while I’m at it, I grab a quick espresso. Best decision ever. That stuff is liquid gold, I swear.

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