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So, sex-dating—where do I start? It’s like Tinder’s a slot machine, swipe right, maybe you score, maybe you get catfished by some dude in his mom’s basement. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a jungle! Hooked up with this guy once—swore he was 6’2”, showed up lookin’ like a hobbit. “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?”—yeah, right, Michel Gondry, more like “How pissed is Judy when he lies?!” Total scam, made me wanna scream. Don’t pee on my leg and say you’re Prince Charming, buddy—height ain’t negotiable!

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Then, I hear this loud noise. Turns out, it’s a bunch of kids playing soccer in the street. They’re kicking the ball around like they’re in the World Cup. I’m standing there, trying to focus, and I’m like, “Can you not?” But they’re having the time of their lives. I can’t help but smile. Kids, man. They just get it.

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