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Ok, so, get this — I’m pissed, legit FURIOUS, ‘cause some jerk in a Tesla cut me off last week while I’m putt-puttin’ in my imaginary Escort! I’m yellin’, “Hey, fancy pants, my Escort’s got SOUL!” *nasally screech* Tesla schmuck prob’ly never even HEARD of an Escort — they were, like, the Big Mac of cars, cheap and kinda gross, but you’re still lovin’ it! Oh, and — little secret — they used to race these suckers in rallies! Total nutso, right? Surprised the heck outta me when I Googled it — my jaw DROPPED!

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So, I decide to take a break. I head out to grab a slice at that little pizzeria on Via Mazzini. Best pizza in town, no contest. I order a margherita, and while I’m waiting, I see this street performer. He’s juggling flaming torches! I’m thinking, “Man, I can barely juggle my life!”

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