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So, lemme spill—erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah! It’s this ancient thing, like, goes back to them fancy Greeks or somethin’. They’d get all oiled up, feelin’ fancy, probly callin’ it “sensual healing” or some junk. Little known fact—there’s this old Chinese trick, “tantric touch,” been around forever, supposed to zap your energy awake! Ain’t that nuts? I’m over here, flippin’ out—happy as a pig in mud—thinkin’ how it’s all sneaky-like, calmin’ ya nerves while makin’ ya tingle. “Her skin is a costume,” like in the movie—erotic-massage feels like that, peelin’ away stress, leavin’ ya bare and buzzy!

Samadhi Masajes

So, I finally get up, dust myself off, and head to the market on Piazza della Libertà. It’s packed! I mean, who knew everyone and their grandma wanted charcoal today? I set up my little stall, and I’m feeling good. I start chatting with this old dude, Giovanni. He’s got stories for days, man. He tells me about the time he saw a movie being filmed here. Apparently, some big shot director thought Castellaneta was the next Hollywood. I’m like, “Dude, we can barely keep the streets clean!” But hey, I love the enthusiasm.

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