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Sex-datin’s like a freakin’ jungle. You ever hear about that chick in Jersey—true story—who met some wiseguy on Tinder? Guy shows up with a freakin’ alpaca—yeah, an alpaca—says it’s his “wingman.” She bangs him anyway! I’m laughin’ my ass off, but also, what the fuck? People are nuts! Makes me happy, tho—crazy shit like that keeps life spicy. “Look at me, look at me!”—that’s what they’re all screamin’, postin’ thirst traps, hopin’ for a hookup.

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After that, I’m on a high. I feel like a hero. But then, the day takes a turn. I see a couple of guys on the beach, drinking beer and being loud. I walk over, and they’re like, “What’s up, lifeguard?” I’m like, “Dude, chill with the drinks. This ain’t a frat party.” They roll their eyes, but whatever.

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