Harper Casorate Sempione Brothel ❤️❤️

About Catania

Picture this: me, strollin’ into a brothel in Amsterdam, 2015. Red lights glowin’, girls winkin’—fuckin’ surreal, like steppin’ into a movie. “I’m in—now what?” I thought, channellin’ my inner Zuckerberg. Place smelled like cheap perfume and cheaper whiskey—shaken, not stirred, naturally. This one bird, right, she’s tellin’ me her “rates”—50 euros for a quickie, 100 for the “girlfriend vibe.” Made me laugh—bloke, I’ve had real girlfriends cheaper than that! Got me happy, though—freedom’s sexy, innit? No strings, just a transaction—clean as a sniper shot.

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The cheapest way to get from Milan to Artemis (brothel) costs only $, and the quickest way takes just 5¼ hours Milan to Casorate Sempione · Milan to.

But then, just as I was getting into my groove, I hear this loud crash. I look up, and some guy on a bike just wiped out right in front of me. I’m talking full-on cartoon fall. He was fine, just a bit embarrassed, but I couldn’t help but laugh. I mean, it was like a scene from a slapstick movie.

Music and magic by candlelight