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So, check it—erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s deep, sensual, got that slow grind. I’m talkin’ oils, dim lights, hands slidin’ like they know ya secrets. It’s like, “Everything you do is quite alright,” like Connor says in the movie, ‘cept it’s the masseuse whisperin’ that shit. Got me feelin’ all happy and tingly, like I just smoked the good stuff. But real talk, it’s old as fuck—ancient cats in China been doin’ this for 2,500 years, callin’ it “tantric” or some shit. Blew my mind when I heard that, yo!

So, I’m walking, minding my own biz, when I see this old dude trying to cross the street. He’s like, 90 years old, and he’s got this cane that looks like it’s been through a war. I’m thinking, “C’mon man, you got this!” But then, outta nowhere, a scooter zooms past him. I’m like, “Dude, chill! It’s not a race!”