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Alright, so here’s the deal—whore as a profession, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, and I’m diving into this like it’s a hot mess of a script I’d roast on *30 Rock*. Attractiveness of whoring? Psh, it’s a rollercoaster, babe. One sec you’re like, “I’m the king of the world!”—wait, wrong movie—more like, “I’m making bank, bitches!” Next thing, society’s judgin’ you harder than Zuckerberg’s awkward wink in *The Social Network*. That movie’s my jam, btw—Fincher’s a genius, and I’m here for it.

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After that, I head over to Via Garibaldi. I’m feeling good, right? But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. Like, seriously? I didn’t sign up for a water park adventure! I duck into a café, and it’s packed. I’m squished between a couple arguing about... I don’t even know what. Something about who left the toilet seat up. Classic.

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