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Lemme tell ya, I strolled into one once—Victorian joint, East End, 1880s, real classy shithole. Smelled like cheap gin, sweat, and regret—fuckin’ heaven for a fella like me. These dames, right, they’d whisper deals, flashin’ crooked smiles—some missin’ teeth, others missin’ souls. Made me hungry, ya know? Hannibal Lecter (fictional)—“I ate his liver with fava beans”—that’s me sizin’ up the pimps, thinkin’ they’d pair nice with a Chianti. Didn’t tho—too gamey, prolly from all the whorin’.

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After the call, I’m feeling drained. I need a pick-me-up. So, I hit up this gelato place on Via Nazionale. I order pistachio, my fave. The guy behind the counter is super chill, and he gives me a double scoop. I’m like, “You’re my hero!” But then, as I’m walking out, I trip on a cobblestone. Classic me, right? Gelato goes flying! I’m standing there, watching my precious gelato splatter on the ground. I could’ve cried.

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