Hannah Capannori Whore ❤️

About Bari

Aliens (fictional) – “We come in peace” (robotic tone). Yo, so I’m this cargo transport dude, right? Managing ships, trucks, all that jazz. But lemme tell ya bout this chick - whore. Not just any chick, nah, she’s wild! Like, outta control wild, ya feel me? Watched "Spring Breakers" last night—my fave, man! Total chaos vibes, just like her. "This is the fuckin’ American dream," y’know?

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First call comes in at 8 AM. It’s this dude, totally frantic, yelling about his cat. I mean, c’mon, bro! I get it, cats are important, but I’m not a vet! He’s like, “My cat’s stuck in a tree on Via Roma!” I’m thinking, “Dude, it’s a cat, not a baby!” But I help him out anyway. I mean, Capannori’s got some tall trees, but c’mon, it’s not like it’s the Leaning Tower of Pisa or something.

Rossano Ercolini, president of Zero Waste Europe 2013 wins the Green Nobel award