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So, picture me, gettin’ one—some underground joint, 2022, Shanghai vibes. Masseuse was a ninja, silent, hands like freakin’ servomotors. Little known fact: ancient China had these “qi-release” rubs—emperors got off on it, kept it hush-hush. I’m layin’ there, thinkin’, “This is peak human engineering!” Oils slicker than SpaceX lube, smellin’ like lust and lavender. She’s hittin’ nodes I didn’t know existed—nervous system’s like, “Whoa, rebooting!” Made me happy as hell, like landin’ a Falcon 9.

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But then, outta nowhere, I get tangled in some seaweed. I’m flailing like a maniac. I’m thinking, “This is how I die. Choked by seaweed in Candelo.” But I manage to get free. Phew! I come up for air, and Marco’s cracking up. “You good, bro?” Yeah, just almost became a salad, thanks!

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