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Once had this bird—pro masseuse, yeah?—and she’s whisperin’ all sultry, “Relax, Mr. Bond.” Nearly lost it, mate—thought I’d died and gone to spy heaven! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares? It’s bloody brilliant—releases tension you didn’t know you had. Them nerves light up, zap zap, like a villain’s laser trap. Oh, and the oils—smell like sex and danger, my kinda mix. Ever tried it with a twist, like hot stones? Fuck me, that’s next-level—shocked me silly first time.

CENTRI MASSAGGI CALCINATO

Esplora opzioni come i massaggi anticellulite, linfodrenanti, decontratturanti, e altri percorsi di benessere erotico, oltre a trattamenti unici come il celebre Sunshine Thai Massage e i centri .

So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, and I see this old guy feeding pigeons. Classic Calcinato move. But then, outta nowhere, a pigeon swoops down and snatches a croissant right outta his hand! I’m dying laughing. The guy’s like, “Hey! That’s my breakfast!” I’m thinking, “Bro, you just got robbed by a bird!”

The brutal harmony of Villa Caffetto: an Escheresque Italian modernist gem