Samantha Bruino Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Naples

Brother, lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitute! I’m out here, lifeguard on the water, watchin waves crash, savin lives like a champ – WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?! Then bam, this chick rolls up, lookin shady, skirt shorter than a tag team match. I’m thinkin, “Is she lost or hustlin?” Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, ya know, that flick I love – “We live three times as long since man invented movies,” right? Life’s a damn movie, brother!

So you want to book a sex worker?

First off, I hit up Via Roma for my usual coffee fix. You know, the one at Bar Centrale? Best cappuccino in town, hands down. But guess what? They ran outta milk! Like, how do you run outta milk? It’s a coffee shop, not a desert! I was ready to throw a fit. I mean, c’mon, Bruino! Get it together!

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