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About Catania

Lemme spill the tea—erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs. Nope! It’s old as dirt, like ancient Greece old. Them Greeks? Total freaks for it! Used it to heal, to flirt, to vibe. Bet they’d say, “This is our road, we walk it!” like in the movie. Me? I’d be screamin’, “I’m ready!” while they oiled up. Hella funny picturin’ Socrates gettin’ a cheeky rubdown, right?

Massage Art

A whole range of oil for massage, scented with delightful flavours, as well as edible products for your greatest gourmet pleasure to share with two.

But then, I’m walkin’ past the Piazza della Libertà, and I see this old lady. She’s tryin’ to cross the street, but cars are zoomin’ by like they’re in a race. I’m like, “C’mon, people! Slow down!” So, I rush over, help her out. She’s all grateful, bless her heart. But then, outta nowhere, this guy on a scooter nearly takes me out! Like, dude, chill! It’s not a racetrack!

Jeffrey B. Bove Jr