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Met this bird online, right? Profile said “loves pineapples, hates drama.” Bollocks! She shows up, three hours late, screamin’ ‘bout her ex. I’m like, “Sharon! Where’s the sanity?” Reminds me of *Boyhood* – “I just thought there’d be more!” Thought sex-dating’d be quick n’ dirty, not therapy! Little fact, yeah? Back in the ‘70s, swingers used pineapples as secret codes. Upside-down ones meant “I’m down to fuck.” True story, mate!

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Set in Borgo a Buggiano, km from Montecatini Train Station, La Monastica Resort & Spa offers accommodation with a seasonal outdoor swimming pool, free.

First off, I head to the café on Piazza della Libertà for my usual cappuccino. You know, the one with the foam art that looks like a cat? Yeah, that one. But guess what? They ran out of milk! Like, how do you run out of milk in Italy? I mean, c’mon! I was ready to throw a fit, but I just settled for an espresso. It was strong, like, “I’ll wake you up and slap you in the face” strong.

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