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So, I’m thinkin’ ‘bout this massage joint I heard of—sketchy neon sign, “Happy Endings R Us,” real subtle, right? Walk in, it’s all dim lights, weird incense, some lady named Cheryl eyeballin’ you like, “You ain’t a cop, right?” I’m sittin’ there, nervous, like Freddie Quell in *The Master*—y’know, twitchy, sweaty, wonderin’ if this is spiritual or just nasty. “There’s a dragon in me,” he’d say, but nah, Cheryl’s just tryna upsell me lavender oil for $20 extra. Pissed me off! I’m like, “Cheryl, chill, I ain’t made of cash!”

Call to book

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So, I’m trying to shake off my coffee crisis when I get a call from a client. They’re freaking out about a property on Via di Villamagna. Apparently, there’s a rumor it’s haunted. I’m like, “Haunted? Really?” But hey, if it sells, I’m all in. I mean, who doesn’t want a spooky house? I start joking about it being a “ghost investment.” They didn’t laugh.

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