Ellie Arienzo Sex Dating ❤️❤️

About Bari

Little fact fer ye—didja know sex-dating goes back to ol’ pirate days? Aye, sailors’d leave coded notes in taverns, lookin’ fer a quick tumble! Surprised me guts out when I heard that—history’s hornier’n I thought! Nowadays, it’s all “send nudes” and ghostin’. Last week, this lass unmatched me mid-chat—left me hangin’ like a loose sail, arrgh! *“You’re either on the bus or off the bus,”* she mighta said, but nope, just gone!

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First off, I hit up Via Roma for some coffee. You know, the good stuff. I’m talking about that rich, dark espresso that slaps you awake. But guess what? The barista, this dude named Marco, totally messed up my order. I mean, how do you screw up a simple cappuccino? I was like, “Bro, I ordered cappuccino, not a cup of sadness!” He just laughed. I was fuming, but whatever. I downed it anyway. Caffeine is life, right?

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