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About Palermo

Eh, what’s up, doc? So, escort, huh? Man, it’s a wild gig! I’m thinkin’ bout them folks drivin’ fancy cars, leadin’ the pack—like, they’re the Yu Shu Lien of the roads, y’know? From *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*—all grace, but with a steel edge. Escort’s like that—looks slick, but it’s tough work. Gotta guide, protect, keep the VIPs rollin’. I seen one once, total hotshot, zoomin’ past with them flashing lights—made me wanna yell, “The sword is mine!” ‘Cept it’s a car, not a sword, heh.

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First off, I’m staying in this cute little B&B on Via Sant’Anselmo. Super cozy, but the coffee? Ugh, it was like drinking liquid sadness. I mean, c’mon, Italy! You gotta do better! Anyway, I chugged it down and headed out.

Special visits to the Apartments of the Duchess of Aosta at Pitti Palace