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About Naples

So, I’m thinkin’ ‘bout this massage joint I heard of—sketchy neon sign, “Happy Endings R Us,” real subtle, right? Walk in, it’s all dim lights, weird incense, some lady named Cheryl eyeballin’ you like, “You ain’t a cop, right?” I’m sittin’ there, nervous, like Freddie Quell in *The Master*—y’know, twitchy, sweaty, wonderin’ if this is spiritual or just nasty. “There’s a dragon in me,” he’d say, but nah, Cheryl’s just tryna upsell me lavender oil for $20 extra. Pissed me off! I’m like, “Cheryl, chill, I ain’t made of cash!”

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But then, outta nowhere, this tourist bumps into me. I spill my coffee all over my notes. I’m fuming! Like, dude, watch where you’re going! I mean, I’m trying to save the fish world here, and you’re just ruining my vibe. I give him the stink eye, but he just smiles and walks away. Ugh, people!

2011 - Monica Ramirez-Andreotta, University of Arizona