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Oi, mate, sex-dating’s a wild beast! Cold, calculated, I see it clear—lonely souls swipin’ for a quick shag. Like in *Werckmeister Harmonies*, yeah? “The world’s gone off-key,” I mutter—screens glowin’, folks chasin’ flesh, not harmony. Tinder, Grindr, whatever—fast fucks, no depth. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, *why bother?* But then—bam!—some randos hit gold, real sparks fly. Surprised me, honestly. Little story: back in ‘03, KGB mate told me ‘bout this underground sex-ring in Moscow—elites bangin’ escorts, codenames n’ all. Made me laugh—humans’re animals, eh?

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Then I hit up the market on Piazza della Libertà. Fresh fruits, veggies, and the smell of baked bread. I’m in heaven! I grab some tomatoes, and this old lady starts chatting me up. She’s like, “You know, these tomatoes are the best in Alme!” I’m thinking, “Lady, I just want to make a salad.” But she’s on a roll, telling me about her garden and how she talks to her plants. I’m just nodding, trying to escape.

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