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Alright, so here’s the deal—finding a prostitute? Total minefield, fam! I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, thinkin’— “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, even Putin’s got nothin’ on the shady vibes I’m pickin’ up from this gig. My fave flick’s *Shame*, Steve McQueen’s 2011 joint, and oh boy, does it fit. That movie’s all about Brandon—dude’s a sex addict, slick suit, drownin’ in his own mess. “You’re a zombie, man,” I’d say to him, watchin’ him chase tail like it’s a freakin’ Olympic sport.

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Anyway, I finally make it to the lab. It’s on the outskirts of Albiate, near the train station. I’m all pumped, ready to rock this experiment. But then, my colleague, Marco, tells me he forgot the main ingredient. Like, are you kidding me? I could’ve screamed! I mean, how do you forget the main ingredient? It’s like baking a cake without flour!

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