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About Bologna

So, mate, it’s like this—hands kneadin’ yer flesh, all slippery. Little fact? Them ancient Greeks did it naked! Called it “massage with benefits,” ha! Gets me blood pumpin’, oh yesss. Once had this lass—fingers like magic, nearly cried, I did! Made me happy, but angry too—why ain’t it free, eh? Stingy buggers chargin’ for bliss!

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Then I decide to stroll down to the park, Parco della Valle. It’s a beautiful spot, man. Trees everywhere, kids playing, and the sound of laughter. But guess what? There’s a dog park there, and some dude’s dog runs straight at me. I’m talking full speed. I’m dodging like I’m in the Olympics! The owner’s yelling, “He’s friendly!” Yeah, well, I’m not a fan of slobbery furballs, buddy!

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