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I seen it, man—escorts got game! One time, this dude I know, he’s all “I’m a bear Jew,” braggin’ bout his escort hookup, but she ghosted his ass after he paid upfront—boom, cash gone, dick dry, *“That’s a bingo!”* I laughed so hard I cried, fam! These girls out here, they’re pros—little-known fact: some been workin’ since like, medieval times, swear to God! Kings used to call ‘em “courtesans,” now it’s just “yo, Venmo me, bro.” History’s freaky, right?

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Finally, she shows up, and I’m like, “Girl, you’re lucky I love you.” We dive into the fitting, and she’s like, “I want something bold!” I’m thinking, “Bold? Like, neon pink bold?” But hey, I’m here for it. So, we go for this killer outfit. I mean, it was fire!

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