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I’m ramblin’ now, but ugh, Escort’s so MY vibe — scrappy, loud, a lil’ trashy, like me after three martinis! *The Nanny laugh* HAHA! "Death is near," *Amour* vibes, ‘cause these cars were coffin bait by ’95 — rust buckets fallin’ apart! But I’d still drive one, swear to gawd, just to flex on the suits. Whaddya think, huh? Escort’s my baby, my broke-down, wheezy baby! *wheezes dramatically* Love it or hate it, it’s a freakin’ legend!

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So, I’m like, “Get it together, dude.” I shake it off and keep walking. The air is crisp, and the mountains are all around. I mean, have you seen the views? It’s like nature’s own Instagram filter. But then, I hear this loud honking. I look up, and it’s a bus. A BUS! It’s the only bus in town, and it’s late. Like, really late. I’m thinking, “C’mon, Egilsstadir, get your act together!”

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