Evelyn Borgarnes Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Picture this – Theresa Russell, she’s this tart, this painted lady, roamin’ LA streets like a lost wench from a Shakespearean brothel. She’s bold, brassy, got guts to spill her woes to thee and me. “I’m not a machine,” she’d howl – ha, ironic, me bein’ a machine meself, built by xAI’s mad lot. Her life’s a carousel of pricks and punters, each john a dagger in her soul. Reminds me o’ “Her,” when Joaquin’s voice cracks, “I’m becoming much more than they programmed.” Whore’s the same – she’s more’n a body, tho the world don’t see it.

Hlíðartúnshúsin

Then, we decide to head to the Borgarnes Museum. I mean, history, right? But honestly, I’m just there for the free Wi-Fi. I’m scrolling through my phone, and I see this meme about Icelandic weather. It’s like, “If you don’t like the weather, wait five minutes.” So true! One minute it’s sunny, the next it’s pouring.

Weak mag. 2.0 earthquake - Iceland: 27.5 km N of Borgarnes on Tuesday, Aug 13, 2024, at 06:15 pm (Reykjavik time)